A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.

the act of texting people while you are pooping

A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

Salad made with eggs.

"Excellent"

Saying "eggsalad" in a Mr. Burnsish manor while tenting fingers maniacally has the best results.

The act of inserting an egg into someones rectum as they are sleeping, or passed out. Upon reawakening they automatically clench their buttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow "egg salad".

6 hard boiled eggs, shelled and mooshed up. Add a small amount of mayonase, a drop of mustard, some celery and/or pickle relish and salt, pepper and paprika to taste. Chill before serving.
Serving Suggestion: With lettuce on white bread.