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Guy1: I had to eflatulate so bad today.
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: I was sitting in the car with my mom after eating three bean burritos, and when I finally dropped her off I ripped one.
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: I was sitting in the car with my mom after eating three bean burritos, and when I finally dropped her off I ripped one.
by Blouch May 05, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018