A so-called 'social media influencer' that goes that extra mile to spew forth more shit (effluencing) in order to garner another 15 minutes of fame (or infamy).
Look, the social media effluencer Ducklips is effluencing that cheap line of makeup on social media again! No one must have noticed her today.
by Gats AU February 05, 2021
Poo, shit, crap, feaces, basically what ever comes out of your arse (bottom, behind, anus, bum-hole, poo-poo).
Can also be used as a term to describe the way in which someone is talking...
Can also be used as a term to describe the way in which someone is talking...
...The Super bowl, twin turbo, uber suction excri-toilet will safely and quietly remove your effluence even before you've managed to pull your trousers up!
The words exiting Roger's mouth were so foul, it was a constant stream of effluence...
The words exiting Roger's mouth were so foul, it was a constant stream of effluence...
by thegrandemastersmag November 26, 2007
n. pl. Can also be preceded by Your when in first person use. An honorific style given to a certain holder of high-rank in the 24 Hours of LeMons race series, an endurance competition for $500 crappy cars. Specifically, this title is exclusively held in reserve for use when addressing or making reference to Spank, also known as The Spank, the person who has won the coveted Index of Effluency more than any other competitor.
"Uh, can someone please go see if there's anyone to tech the car over at HQ before the checkered flag drops in 30 minutes?"
"Yes, Your Effluency. I shall check for you."
and
"His Effluency would like to tech the CorVegge now. Pray tell, whom must we bribe at this late hour?"
"Yes, Your Effluency. I shall check for you."
and
"His Effluency would like to tech the CorVegge now. Pray tell, whom must we bribe at this late hour?"
by His Effluency August 09, 2012
The opposite of "influencer", someone constantly within media attention self promoting garbage to an audience of brain-dead sheeple.
by Donian February 20, 2021