A person who has liked a particularly funny (and large) Facebook page (almost a mini community) named "Engraved Paint - A New Amusing Picture Every Day"

Only ever preceded by the word "Sexy", "sexiest" or other derivatives of those words.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

a hairless little troll that causes havoc on IRC

an item you see that you have absolutely no idea what it is, what is does or what it is for.

Newborn pet rats. Commonly used amongst people who love, breed, or rescue fancy rats. A term of endearment, unlike the pejorative pinky, which generally refers to a baby rodent destined to be fed to a reptile.

Tiny baby kitten. For the sound it makes.

Eepers is Crankgameplays, Ethans animal crossing character. Also known as hotdogs king. His fans provide him with a lot of things and he is just a cute person all around. You'd be lucky to even get a chance to meet Eepers