A middle aged, overweight woman.

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Ee-k is a tall male of height 189cm. He is a degen who pronounces "Ai Kee Uh" (Ikea) as "E-Kea". He excels at math, but his knowledge of biology is lacking depth. In his words "Why do I keep getting cancelled everyday.", Ee-k is often misunderstood by members of the female homo-sapien community. He is a strong critic of the word that is used to represent someone of African-American lineage living in the Hood. Ee-ks enjoy the musical genre of rap, and is an esteemed member of the "Trash or Pass" executive committee. Ee-k strongly believes that fitness is an essential part of a happy life. He enjoys doing weights and blowing peoples' backs out. He is dog shit at Anagrams and Tanks, but his talent in Cup Pong is immaculate.

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EEK is a major child sex slave seller. He has sold over 468 children.