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A town outside of St. Louis, Missouri with about 30,000 people. Known for it's athletic success, and also for the douche bags and sluts. While not every one is like this, any and every stereotype you have heard lives here. It is a rarity to find a guy that is not a complete ass hole. Girls on the other hand are slightly more normal, but the vast majority have been known to sleep around a few too many times. The town is nicely built and quaint but stay away from the bike trails during football games where you will encounter a wide range of pot heads. It is rumored to have a high population of heroin users. Although the town is rich, not everyone is a snob.
"Hey that guys smoking a bowl."
"Must be from Edwardsville, Illinois."
"You stupid slut."
"Just because I've slept with 23 guys doesn't make me a slut."
"Must be from Edwardsville, Illinois."
"You stupid slut."
"Just because I've slept with 23 guys doesn't make me a slut."
by Saul and Dale January 31, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011