The main character from full metal alchemist.

The main character from the Manga and Anime, "Fullmetal Alchemist". In an attempt to bring their mother back to life, his little brother loses his entire body, and Edward Elric loses is leg. He sacrifices his arm and binds Alphonse's soul to a suit of Armor. To regain their original bodies, they set out in search of the mysterious "Philospher's Stone." He becomes a State Alchemist at the age of 12, the youngest in the military's history, and recieves the title of, "Fullmetal".

He is very short.

If you call him short, he will try to kill you.
He dislikes his superior officer, Colonel Roy Mustang, and consistently bickers with him throughout the series.

A male English given name meaning "blessed guard". Contracted forms include: Ed, Edd, Eddie, Eddy, Ned, Neddie, Neddy, Ted, Teddy and Teddie.

Notably the given name of the character Edward Cullen in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series of books.

A fucking Edgelord

An amazing friend with a blank slate for emotion. Very short temper. Has a lot of jokes up his sleeves to just catch you off guard, even though they’re not that funny and he knows it. His more prepared jokes are good though.

To make ones hair messy. So named after Rob Pattinson's character in Twilight (Edward Cullen)

Used as a emotional crutch following a failed relationship, an Edward is a superficial distraction from your own mental anguish to be dropped at the first sign that relationship's revival. Although technically a human being, you'll never be emotionally capable of thinking of him/her that way.