Short and a cunt

Has a below average dick

And a lack of pubic hair

A piece of shit nigga that is obsessed with a girl named ivette

Well, basically, you have a dude that knows a dude, that knows one dude, that sucks. Edward is that dude. Also ruined from Twilight, a book extremely overrated and practically raped by fangirls.
Edward is, indeed, a mere word of fiction that will never exist. Cheers to that.

A unusually short adult male

A rare species of mosquito. Edwards are very large, reaching around six feet of height at adulthood. Their pores contain small neon sacs, which emit a white glow in certain lights, and cause Edwards to stay indoors most of the time.

A bad friend that only likes because of your Fortnite skins. He wont do simple tasks for you even if you give them everything he want, he probably find someone new and leave you.

Dont talk to Edwards because if you do you will regret it .

An absolute idiot who is blond and has blue eyes he is extremely socially awkward but thinks he's awesome