Edues' are creepy weirdos that are the type of people to kill their parents for more game time on an Xbox or PlayStation. Edues' are fat and not charming at all, they make sex jokes a lot but they don't do them well cause they are virgins for life. They always have fight with syblings and start destroying stuff cause they are fat and too lazy to just chase them and too fat to have a decent accuracy.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.