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An educated fuckboy is a guy who claims to not be like "other guys". They are convincing because of the intelligent way they communicate, but in reality they are exactly like those "other guys".
I'm not a fuckboy. I'm on Tinder mainly to find someone I can vibe with. I'm not looking for a serious relationship. I'm looking for something casual.
*This is a typical response of an educated fuckboy*
*This is a typical response of an educated fuckboy*
by Ciara Leone June 13, 2019
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021