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Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Has roughly one million people. Weather is quite weird.

May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.
Person 1 : Wow, Edmonton's weather is really wonky, today.

Person 2 : You crazy? It's wonky everyday. Maybe the wonkiness drives people crazy so they end up murdering people, thus our homicide rates.

Person 3 : How cruel... The only thing murdered in Edmonton is their hockey team.
by xkimmiiz August 20, 2011
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A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
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Grim, depressing, crime ridden area of North London. Enfield Boroughs most dangerous place
person 1: I'm going into Edmonton

Person 2: Have you got your bullet-proof vest?
by n18 ruude boi April 28, 2005
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A north London suburb. Also shorthand for "The Death Of The Soul"
I'd rather drown myself in a bucket or sick than live in Edmonton
by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003
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A run down city with a transit system that's only updated about every 5-7 years. Not planned very well. You are considered poor if you don't live in a condo downtown or if you live out in a suburb ei.Lewis Estates, Terwiliger Gardens, Cameron Heights, etc, etc. West Edmonton Mall don't bother driving cause you can get there faster by walking. Only 1/3 of city is well worth living in (south and west) Don't bother coming here unless you want to get into a car accident, shop at west edmonton mall or shot down by a gang
Dan "Hey yo Jason i'm goin to west edmonton mall, wanna come with?"

Jason: "Yo man how we gettin there buses only come like every 3 hours and i don't wanna get in an accident on th Whitemud"

Dan: "Yeh good point let's just head to Millwoods Mall."
by edmontonianguy January 08, 2011
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An area of North London, posher than Tottenham but more down market than Enfield. Home to the ugliests shopping centre in the world.
My aunty Sylvie lives in Edmonton, god help her.
by black flag June 02, 2004
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The capital city of Alberta, Canada

Roughly one million people

It is properly known as the City of Champions because of the five time Stanley Cup champions Edmonton Oilers. and the 11 time Grey Cup Champions Edmonton Eskimos (most in CFL)

Way better than Calgary
by Anonymous May 19, 2003
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