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When an emo guy lights his pubes on fire and has his girlfriend squat right above the dick. She proceeds to clench her vagina, therefore squeezing out a couple drops of blood, and putting out the fire. She finishes by snorting the ashes left by the flames.
If the girl is not on her period, he’s fucked.
Gabe: “I just waked in on my cousin and her boyfriend...you know...doing it.”

Joey: “Well?”

Gabe: “Well what?”

Joey: “Anything out of the ordinary?”

Gabe: “Well I smelled smoke, but-”

Joey: “BRO, SHE’S AN EDGY TEEN FIREFIGHTIN’ MACHINE!!”
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by Professor Kukui June 16, 2018
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