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A small to medium sized community just south of Annapolis. The area has experienced an explosion of architecturally poor development along Route 2 (it’s main road) and Mayo road. However, when you get into the neighborhoods along the water it is quite lovely.
There’s a weird tension between the waterbilly residents who have lived in Edgewater for generations that hate outsiders and any kind of development at all, and the lawyers/doctors from the D.C metro area that want to see it turn into a Montgomery county looking hellscape.
Other than that, it’s a typical suburban Maryland town. The accent of your typical Edgewater thoroughbred local is more connected to a caucasian Bowie/P.G county type accent than a Baltimore accent, but it does retain elements of both (Governor Hogan is a great example). This is caused by the fact that it is situated right on the gray line for D.C or Baltimore loyalty.
One last thing is Edgewater has an incredible amount of weed. A rite of passage for any South River Highschool student is having tried weed for the first time at Bass Pond or the K-mart parking lot.
There’s a weird tension between the waterbilly residents who have lived in Edgewater for generations that hate outsiders and any kind of development at all, and the lawyers/doctors from the D.C metro area that want to see it turn into a Montgomery county looking hellscape.
Other than that, it’s a typical suburban Maryland town. The accent of your typical Edgewater thoroughbred local is more connected to a caucasian Bowie/P.G county type accent than a Baltimore accent, but it does retain elements of both (Governor Hogan is a great example). This is caused by the fact that it is situated right on the gray line for D.C or Baltimore loyalty.
One last thing is Edgewater has an incredible amount of weed. A rite of passage for any South River Highschool student is having tried weed for the first time at Bass Pond or the K-mart parking lot.
“If you think you can out fish Mason, you’re wrong. He’s from Edgewater and just injected 200 grams of raw unadulterated THC”
“I’m thinking about buying a house in Woodland Beach instead of Annapolis but i’m afraid of the Edgewater stigma”
“I’m thinking about buying a house in Woodland Beach instead of Annapolis but i’m afraid of the Edgewater stigma”
by Edgewooder November 20, 2020
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A 3-mile long strip of land where no matter where one lives, it is possible to purchase marijuana at 15 paces from one's door. Also, refuses to spend funds on building a high school and would rather build thousands of delevopments instead.
Edgewater is not so splendid.
by BAGELONTOP October 28, 2005
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1.A small town in Maryland full of rednecks. 2.The shittiest place on earth. 3.Where the Apocalypse will begin.
by Lorenzo Alcazar February 28, 2006
4
-small town located in bergen county
- along the Hudson River; nice view of NYC
- very wealthy town, not very populated
- where many young teens come to hang out, usually from Cliffside Park or Ridgefield.
- sometimes referred to as E-Water or Edge
- mainly known by teens for its huge Movie Theatre
- along the Hudson River; nice view of NYC
- very wealthy town, not very populated
- where many young teens come to hang out, usually from Cliffside Park or Ridgefield.
- sometimes referred to as E-Water or Edge
- mainly known by teens for its huge Movie Theatre
by jas0n231 March 24, 2009