Little known fact, Edgenuity is actually a salvaged concentration camp torture method that was dubbed too intense for use in WWII. The germans locked the contents up in an ancient server room with a label saying "DANGEROUS". When architects found the server room, however, because they were english they mistook dangerous in German (GEFÄHRLICH) for a roughly translated merge of the words "GOOD FOR LE CHILDREN". So, they repolished the ancient program as an education program and sold it to Edgenuity for thousands. The "long and boring" you refer to is simply a part of the torture methods of this program.
"D-Did they send you to edgenuity?" said Johnny
I just nodded at Johnny, showing him the bruises on my body.
I just nodded at Johnny, showing him the bruises on my body.
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by just a tortured student February 06, 2019
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013
by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020
The horrible online learning site that takes 50 fucking years because the teachers explain everything in excruciating detail and never fucking shut up.
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by PLAYERLXIV February 28, 2018
A summer school online program founded by a bullshit loser and used in many places where they actually want you to fail, like in kearny high school
"Can you believe it? I stayed up the entire night to finish my Edgenuity work and they made me fail the course!"
by Cosmo(CV) July 31, 2018
A online learning app that if you do an assessment and your phone dies, it gives you the grade without you finishing it.
by PupsterDoggerino April 13, 2020
The learning website that was made in hell and used as a form of torture, especially during the covid-19 pandemic.
It makes people want to be in school rather than doing edge. It gives you hours of work EVERY day when you would rather be playing fortnite or watching netflix. There are always a lot of assignments and quizzes.
It makes people want to be in school rather than doing edge. It gives you hours of work EVERY day when you would rather be playing fortnite or watching netflix. There are always a lot of assignments and quizzes.
John: I wish the teachers would give us less work during the covid-19 pandemic.
Joseph: Yeah, edgenuity is killing me.
John: It's too much work, I already have 15 overdue assignments!
Joseph: Good luck with that.
Joseph: Yeah, edgenuity is killing me.
John: It's too much work, I already have 15 overdue assignments!
Joseph: Good luck with that.
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by Covid-19onlineschool May 15, 2020
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