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When someone gets so drunk at the Edge of Town that they pass out in one of the booth benches!
"Yo Jolene can you order me a pizza I'm hella hungry?"

"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"

"mmmhmmm!"
by Savannah Douglas October 26, 2011
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