"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass." - Dr. Chang of China

She thick but you can tell it’s a bbl

Once, an ugly girl that was making a pass at me described that she wasn't feeling very well.
I said, "Well, if I were a doctor, I think I might diagnose you with Ed Zachary Disease."
She asked what it was and I said, "When your face look Ed Zachary like yo ass."
She wasn't amused.

If you do not brush your teeth you are going to have Ed Zachary Disease, and no babe will want to kiss you.