Me: Dammit I hate eczema.
Person 1: What the hell is that and is it contagious?
Me: It is something I was born with.
Person 1: Well is it contagious?
Me: Don't be retarded no.
Person 1: What the hell is that and is it contagious?
Me: It is something I was born with.
Person 1: Well is it contagious?
Me: Don't be retarded no.
by Cabbages family November 08, 2009
A disease that i got which makes people go crazy about you and stay away from you because it "looks" contagious. If i touch someone they think they have it when it is really nothing. But what it actually is caused by is an inflammation of the epidermis. Also what makes it sucks is that its unbearably itchy.
Example 1:
Person 1: Ryan got a horrible case of eczema.
Person 2: I know. I wouldn't go near him, it looks contagious.
Example 2
Me: Hey Keenan what's up?
Keenan: Don't touch me!!!!!
Person 1: Ryan got a horrible case of eczema.
Person 2: I know. I wouldn't go near him, it looks contagious.
Example 2
Me: Hey Keenan what's up?
Keenan: Don't touch me!!!!!
by Assualt train 92 May 27, 2009
A dermatologic skin disease that will cost you a lot of creams and itchiness for a few years.
The worst. I am 10 years old and have had it on my middle finger for almost a year. It keeps spreading. It took over half my face. Not contagious, but tends to spread all over the body if not properly treated.
The worst. I am 10 years old and have had it on my middle finger for almost a year. It keeps spreading. It took over half my face. Not contagious, but tends to spread all over the body if not properly treated.
by Shroomdom January 13, 2020
(Verb) Eczema any part of your skin that looks like rashes and may or may not itch. also, may or may not chop your skin.(Eczema can be easy to take off I know cuz I had. use Toothpaste, Dove soap, Eczema lotion, and vaseline) Eczema can get worse and worse the more you don't use the tips.Eczema Looks like alligator skin, Eczema may and may not come from your family members who has asthma.
1.Doctor: You have a serious case of eczema.
2.Kid: Whats eczema
3.Doctor: A general term that describes inflammation of the skin.
4. Kid: English please?
5.That is English... you know what let me make it easy for you. Coin-shaped rashes or sores. :)
6. Kid: Ohhhh
2.Kid: Whats eczema
3.Doctor: A general term that describes inflammation of the skin.
4. Kid: English please?
5.That is English... you know what let me make it easy for you. Coin-shaped rashes or sores. :)
6. Kid: Ohhhh
by tatalala March 27, 2017
Be sure to moisturize immediately after stepping out of the shower, especially if your skin is eczemaic.
by Kass November 17, 2004
A:What is that on your face?
B:Eczema
A:Why do you have it?
B:I smoked sheisha and had a bad reaction
A:no i have eczema what is THAT??
B:i dont know i cant spell and my head hurts because the spots are on it.
A;so its Acne
B:i suppose
B:Eczema
A:Why do you have it?
B:I smoked sheisha and had a bad reaction
A:no i have eczema what is THAT??
B:i dont know i cant spell and my head hurts because the spots are on it.
A;so its Acne
B:i suppose
by the father of pindia July 25, 2006
person: ew what’s on your hands
me: oh it’s eczema..
person: what’s that it looks contagious
me: it’s not contagious- i was born with it
me: oh it’s eczema..
person: what’s that it looks contagious
me: it’s not contagious- i was born with it
by tela lol February 27, 2021