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To ecrapulate is when you think you're about to ejaculate, but you accidently take a crap instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.
William was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecrapulated at his peak. Jenny wasn't impressed.

"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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When you want to masturbate, but need to shit first, and end up cumming when you start to strain.
"Aww damn it man! I was so ready to jerk it. But I ecrapulated all over the toilet seat"
by SloppyJoseph July 29, 2014
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