A Legend. If you get to become friends with an Eckert you won’t regret it. Overall a great friend.

The desperate act of a transvestite using shards of glass as "pleasure balls", when there is no dildo around.

(v.) Throwing up out the passenger window of a car going down the highway, subsequently showering the victims in the back seat with a cyclone of liquor and stomach acid.

There was a moment during the Victorian Era when a young, who changed horseshoes for a living ended up in the witness box. This young man pleaded that he correctly re-installed the attendant's horseshoe, where it came lose resulting in 23,000 shillings worth of damages. This young man stalled in the witness booth and lied. A term for someone of such character is now reffered to by the phrase Eckertted

The prettiest girl you will ever meet. Once you see through how much she farts and burps, she is always there for you.