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There’s so much to say about an Eboni. Let’s just start off by saying she isn’t a basic bitch by spelling her name Ebony. I used to say nobody is perfect until I met and Eboni, they are so kind, funny and most definitely gorgeous. If you ever find yourself in a relationship or be lucky enough to be her friend consider yourself lucky and make sure you cherish ever moment with her. They have so many talents such as singing, acting dancing and fortnite. She isn’t like everyone else which makes her extremely special. The boys don’t normally tell her that they fancy her, but they 1000% do!
She sometimes feels insecure about her features just make sure you remind her how pretty she is because she is an absolutely stunner.
E- Extraordinary
B- Beautiful
O- OWO / Outstanding
N- Nourishing
I- Interesting
However, don’t get on the wrong side of an Eboni. She can kill you in one punch or even a wink of an eye. Make sure you keep her happy by feeding her and giving her the sleep she needs or R.I.P.
They take their zodiac star signs very seriously so never tell her that her sign is shit or else.
In conclusion, boys she’s a keeper.
She sometimes feels insecure about her features just make sure you remind her how pretty she is because she is an absolutely stunner.
E- Extraordinary
B- Beautiful
O- OWO / Outstanding
N- Nourishing
I- Interesting
However, don’t get on the wrong side of an Eboni. She can kill you in one punch or even a wink of an eye. Make sure you keep her happy by feeding her and giving her the sleep she needs or R.I.P.
They take their zodiac star signs very seriously so never tell her that her sign is shit or else.
In conclusion, boys she’s a keeper.
“I slept with an Eboni and OMG it was the best.”
Declan got on the wrong side of Eboni, Declan is now dead.
Declan got on the wrong side of Eboni, Declan is now dead.
by Louis <3 eboni June 09, 2019
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
3
The sexiest piece of chocolate you ever will find! Some people may not get her at first but once you're hooked its hard to get her off your mind. In one word G O R G E O U S
ex:
Willie: Man I need a girlfriend that last chick was whack!
Ben: You need to get you a Eboni, man they bad!
Willie: Man I need a girlfriend that last chick was whack!
Ben: You need to get you a Eboni, man they bad!
by itme2010 November 19, 2010
4
She can be an amazing person. She’s a girl that is strong and independent sometimes she can get moody about being alone. She’s a loyal and caring person if your a good friend to her. Never test her patience she can be someone that is not willing to give you her patience especially if you taking very long and pressing her buttons. She can be best friends with a girl named Ava. She will get very upset if taken for granted and can easily get trust issues.
Guy: Omg I want a loyal, beautiful brownskin girl that plays sports, supports me through think and thin, and will love me for me and only me.
Guy 2: Get you an Eboni she’s all of those things. Don’t forget she loves to cuddle and hates being ignored
Guy 2: Get you an Eboni she’s all of those things. Don’t forget she loves to cuddle and hates being ignored
by Nena🤪 November 05, 2019
5
She is the kindest , loyal , funny , unique girl you will ever meet . If you have an Eboni in your life DONT TAKE HER FOR GRANTED !!! Don't cross her or else ...
by Eboniisamazeballs January 12, 2020
6
She is the most amazing girl you will ever meet , she is kind loyal and very beautiful. However never cross her or you will face the concequences..........
by Eboniisamazeballs January 12, 2020