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Ebenezer is one of the nicest guys you will meet. He is honest, someone who is willing to try something new, likes adventure, will do almost anything for a friend and likes meeting new people and making their days. He is intelligent, humorous, and caring to everyone and comforts in time of need. He is very romantic and humble but overall has a great charm.
Ugh, i wish he could be more like Ebenezer
by CXVN Baller February 26, 2015
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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Ebenezer is a very nice guy, he is funny and very loyal. He will always have your back no matter what. He has a loving and caring personality
Ebenezer is such a nice person I wish I was more like him
by Man 13:12 May 10, 2019
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A nice cute dork/geek who is loving and caring towards others, but get on her bad side or annoy her, and she will get you! Smart, funny, cool, book worm. She looks girly, but isn't. She has a super big secret that know one knows, and won't give it away!πŸ€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜˜πŸ˜‡πŸ€—

Real Meaning: "Stone Of Help"
Timmy : "Hey Ebenezer! Are you going to the dance?"
Ebenezer:"No, I have important things to do."
Jessica:"Like what?"
Ebenezer"Go to church and pray to God to help y'all not to do anything crazy at the dance!"
by Marigonzalesia December 16, 2017
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When in the sitting position the front zipper of the pants sticks out extremely far creating the appearance of an erect penis.
No Susan, I'm not that happy to see you. My pants just form an ebenezer every time I sit down.
by R. Lee Morris March 30, 2006
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A very small town in between Yorkton and Canora. Where badasses are born due to lack of law enforcement and activities. Where dirtbiking/quading on public roads are ok unless your not related/friends with the current mayor. Also known as E-ville.
All our sesh spots in Yorkton are gone, so we went to Ebenezer.

Your from Ebenezer?! So whats the longest time you've spent in jail?

Ebenezer is the best place to party! You can lay in the middle of the road pissed drunk and you won't get run over!
by E-ville Lunatic October 19, 2011
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