An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.
*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
by PoonisHead December 04, 2020
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This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
by TedyTSN November 03, 2019
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on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass
Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips
by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020
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You go around asking people if you could eat there ass
Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could
by Usd_idka January 14, 2021
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