You go around asking people if you could eat there ass
Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could
by Usd_idka January 14, 2021
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On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass
Doctor: “you have pinkeye
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”
by Crystoops April 12, 2019
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Formed by Internet trap producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.
Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.
by SIGNAL SOLDIER October 12, 2019
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This can be used when or while eating someone's or your ass in the bath, shower, or pool. You can sing this while eating or being eaten.
by controversial dog October 11, 2021
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Derived from spray used on pets to fight mange. Turned into insult for individuals with ugly topical skin problems. Describes what someone should do to cover up their nasty asses.
Jason saw his ex-girlfriend walk into the bar, and his buddy Brent said that that ugly bitch needed to be sprayed with some anti-eat ass!
by punkdaddyo December 11, 2005
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