The act of performing oral sex on a woman (eat) and having to relieve one's self sexually (and beat) because she has no intention of allowing entrance to her moist caverns.
Sandy let me go down on her but made sure that I knew she wasn't going to put out, so I had to eat and beat.
by Ragebees June 21, 2015
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Term used to describe the willingness of a man to execute oral pleasure on a woman ((eat)) with the ultimate goal being sex ((beat)). The term is usually used when in reference to a very attractive female.

When referring to an extremely attractive or "blazin" girl... the term is upgraded to... "eat to beat, in public."
Meaning, you would preform oral pleasure with no regard to the viewing general public in order to achieve the ultimate goal...
((Rashad))Yo son, that girl is slammin...would you eat?
((Jason)) I would definately eat to beat...
((Brian)) Fool, I'de eat to beat... IN PUBLIC!

(( Rashad/Jason )) Son, its like that?
(( Brian )) Boys, its like that...!
by Jay Kid August 03, 2006
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The act of peforming oral sex on a woman and then having sex also know as "beating it".
Aw man i had some very good sex with my wife last night i did a eat and beat on her.
by Moniquemy August 27, 2009
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When someone goes down on a girl, gets her off & then leaves.
Ross came over and I had him eat it & beat it.
by trekker1801 July 05, 2010
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similar to the wake-and-shake; the act of masturbating immediately or soon after eating a meal, kind of like dessert
Man am I hungry. I could really go for an eat and beat.
by Poundtowner January 19, 2010
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Eat and beat; verb. Synonym for "dine 'n' dash"

The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.

An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
Waiter: Where's the people who were at table 14?

Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?

Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
by Mr. $mithers January 21, 2011
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Eat N Beat-Verb- to have yo bitch make u something to eat..and then fuck her. Can also be performed in reverse by fucking her then telling that bitch to go make u a sandwich
Last night i fucked her on the bed then told her ass to go make me a sandwich an i pulled an eat an beat
by Elo February 13, 2005
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