Urban Dictionary: Eat My Shorts

to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'

idiot: 'your such a whore'
you: 'EAT MY SHORTS BITCH'

by ashmoree July 08, 2009

The short film series of the Just For Laughs Film Festival in Montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.

Dude, did you catch Eat My Shorts last year? I almost peed myself it was so funny!

by 514funny August 25, 2008

by laurs March 28, 2005

Bart is pissed off and did a sick dis on ya.

He goes now.
Skate Bored.

Bro: Haha, Bart you stinky poo.
Bart: Eat My Shorts!
Bro: OH SHIT! *dies*

by Didaloo September 10, 2020

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”

Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”

by Kagsldvkabdjd December 16, 2017

by go ahead mr joestae November 17, 2020