Urban Dictionary: Eat My Shorts

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Insult used by cartoon character, Bart Simpson, from The Simpsons.

Principle Skinner can eat my shorts.

by jenni January 05, 2005

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Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.

Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.

by monkeylabor June 13, 2021

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As in the movie 'The Breakfast Club', another way to say "Eat my shit!"

Bender (to Vernon): Eat my shorts!

by DiveInPuddles8 July 05, 2003

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another way to say kiss my ass or suck my dick

"Man you can eat my shorts!"

by Lexi d August 30, 2009

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To make an offering to someone to consume one's knee length pantalons.

Pardon me sir, but would you be so kind as to eat my shorts?

by fuCKY December 07, 2003

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A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

by Brendan April 07, 2003

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Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s

Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

Bart: Eat my short

by cinderll44 August 19, 2015

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