go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!
by mitdoss July 11, 2008
The process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with no flatulence involved. The term "Easy Bake" is a more feminine version of "Dutch" because only women can quiff.
by thejellofactory January 19, 2010
A gay little oven designed so small that the cool kids will be able to steal it, further lowering your child's self-esteem.
My Easy Bake Oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. I am so humiliated.
by Darwin Bradford March 31, 2009
That's It! No more pork and beans for Suzy. I'm tired of her having nightmares and stinking us out of our own bed with her blasted Easy Bake Ovens!
by Pinkponcho May 21, 2011
When a couple is having sex outside, in generally hot weather (90 and 100 degrees), the man will ejaculate on the woman's face, and the heat will 'cause the cum to "bake" on her face.
Antonio: Ayo, I just gave that hoe an easy bake oven, shawty. She still tryna get the nut of her face.
Justin: Word? Damn...tell her what's good!
Justin: Word? Damn...tell her what's good!
by Lenell Elliott February 2, 2008
Nickname for a Vaporizer, usually a box & whip style.
Cookies can be used as a nickname for anything you put in the vaporizer to...well...vape!
Cookies can be used as a nickname for anything you put in the vaporizer to...well...vape!
Imma go home after this bullshit is over and get to know my easy bake oven a little better.
Let's use your easy bake oven and make some cookies, yo!
Let's use your easy bake oven and make some cookies, yo!
by Apothead December 6, 2009
A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"
They usually have no standards.
They usually have no standards.
That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.
The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.
The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.
by Lexi and Nicki July 3, 2006