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When a man is participarting in anal armageddon (Butt sex) and doesnt feel like getting shitty cum all over his new silk sheets he pulls out just before he cums and shoves a handfull of kitty litter in the gaping ass hole and procedes with the ass cumming. When the cum is shit out afterwards it is all clumped together and quite easy to clean up.
"Man I preformed the Easy cleanup after that raging butt sex last night"
"Martha Stewart knows how to apply an Easy cleanup"
Always use an Easy cleanup when dealing with dirty penny hookers.
"Martha Stewart knows how to apply an Easy cleanup"
Always use an Easy cleanup when dealing with dirty penny hookers.
by d0ct0rdick May 12, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011