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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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eastlake middle is trash school filled with rats LMAO. we got the hoes acting like they got asses but they really don’t. then we got the druggies always juuling in the bathrooms. oh and don’t forget the mf FURRIES. those fkn weird ass kids with the tails and ears- i cant with them. except hera cause she so hot. low key wanna be one with the wild with her if yk what i mean.

ok now for the teachers. first off, mrs rose. y’all needa stop tryna get in her mf panties bc that’s literally DiSguStAn (if you haven’t watched her wipeout video then you probably should). mr-mother-flipping-miana. what. a. hottie. but u cant let mr macias know u like mr miana because he’ll shove his walkie-talkie up ur a$$. nOw mr academia. god, what a creep. if you have or have had him as your teacher i pray to you that you don’t have stds. that mf is freaking WACK and creepy as heck, so watch out for him. last but not least, mrs wood. oh, mrs wood. she really had to get high before school and get fired LMFAO.
tyler : yo what’s that one wack ass school that all the fakes go to?
brian : rancho?
tyler : nah that’s rancho del gay
brian : oHhh you mean eastlake middle school
by mrulleisjesus May 31, 2019
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fucking shithole where are them “relevant” kids be smoking and fighting like it’s some cool shit. they be talkin shit about everyone and when someone be talkin shit about them they go all off, they be petty asf. they think they the shit. that hellhole be getting everyone suspended. fucking melodie jade hernandez, ew. she snitch in everyone with her pussy ass who got bullied out of that school. she got slapped by samira and cried. she said she would drop her ass the the ground. bitch tf. she a hoe tryna fuck every guys who desperate.
by yalldontneedtoknowme April 17, 2019
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Eastlake Middle School, Is a middle school in the Sweetwater Union High School District, And located in The City of Chula Vista, Located in San Diego County, California
by Runner99 February 24, 2019
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