A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth
Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!
by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019
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When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!
by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017
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There are four steps

Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum

Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side

Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels

Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time
Go watch Middle Eastern Gun Training
by ImmaNut January 24, 2017
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A middle eastern delicacy that has the tendency to explode if you do not cut it slow and carful
“Ask Mohammad Ramsay for his world famous Middle Eastern Potato.”
by The only potato October 19, 2020
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It’s the thing where two jacked middle eastern midgets strap you down and poop on your chest while you’re being water boarded while. Swag.
Yo bro, that girl I picked up last night was such a freak she let me do a middle eastern steamwell
by Loose seal January 27, 2021
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The act of rubbing peanut butter on your penis before having sex with your partner who is on her period. After sex she pushes everything out onto a piece of bread.
Tim: Hey Mike, what you having for lunch?
Mike: I got that Eastern European PB+J today.
Tim: You nasty
by Mr. PB+J September 23, 2021
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The term for Hartis who live to the east and along the coastally equidistant line of the former Darwiish capital of Taleh. They constitute the Majeerteen, most Leelkase and most Awrtable.
She's a member of the Eastern Harti clan
by readyforthemoon55 August 01, 2019
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