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Each Easter, Jesus rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.
by Sensible Patriot April 20, 2019
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Holiday that celebrates Jesus' respawning.
Lucky for Jesus that on Easter no one was camping his spawnpoint at the time of his respawning.
by :/ August 06, 2004
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The holiday celebrated for the day in which Jesus's pet rabbit mysteriously laid eggs and painted them strange colors to hide them from the evil Jews.
This Rabbit theory is the only possible explanation for our Easter traditions.
by Mosier17 May 20, 2007
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It obviously is an adjective that is better than best.

Good Friday... Easter Sunday.

Jesus died on good Friday, but it was even BETTER when he came back to life.

So Easter > Absolute Best.
"Hey man, you going to church for Good Friday?"
"No, way, I'm saving all my church time for Easter Sunday, it's better."
by Vinwayne April 10, 2009
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The celebration of a bearded man called Jesus Christ, who died on a cross and rose again, resulting in future workplaces and schools closing while people eat chocolate Easter eggs.
Hey! Put down that tax return and have an egg! It's Easter!
by Jane Wellington January 05, 2004
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