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The Easter Bunny, an oviparous rabbit dextrous enough to carry baskets of candy and intelligent enough to arrange said candy in fake grass, as well as launch massive nation-wide marketing campaigns aimed at getting parents to shell out for chocolate bunnies that turn out to be hollow and chocolate eggs stuffed with carcinogenic sludge. Possibly an ancient deity or demi-God, but far more likely the result of government genetic experiments or the demented offspring of a chicken, a rabbit, and a Cadbury company executive.
Person 1:Jesus Christ! Was that even a rabbit?
Person 2: No dude, that was totally the Easter Bunny!
by Scroty McBoogerBalls April 04, 2010
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.
The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!
by Hunter Miller January 27, 2007
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A lagimorph that delivers candy to kids.
I have to admit that I never believed in the Easter Bunny.
by TanooKirby June 04, 2003
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A creepy creature that goes in all your rooms one night a year and distributes substances meant to slowly poison you over the course of your life. It also hides this substance around your house in the form of eggs, to be discovered by your little children and innocently consumed.
Aunt Bessie died of diabetes, must have been that easter bunny.
by Lackofstufftodo April 11, 2012
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