My daughter lives in East Bumfuck , NY. Population, 27.

Directions: Drive a couple of hours into the middle of no where. When you get to that point, it's only a few more hours away!

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

being located very far away from anything.

New Durham, New Hampshire

1) A location of unknown origin where the worst possible shit is likelly to happen.

2) The worst place in the history of ever.

parking too damn far away from where you need to be

A place you didn't intentionally wind up at, much to your, or other people's dismay.