East Rowan high school is a school located in Salisbury North Carolina. It is filled with stoners, vape gods, rednecks, sluts, pregnant teens, white kids who act black and little preppy white girls. While better than Jesse C Carson High School it is equally as bad as North Rowan High School. It has asshole teachers who do not teach and unfair school policies as well. ERHS is filled with freshman who break school property, sophomores blamed for freshmans wrong doing, juniors who believe they are adults and seniors who are happy to leave.
Do you go to East Rowan High School?

Yea why?

I am so fucking sorry

Its fine, wanna taco?

Sure
by StokersStraight March 14, 2019
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A small country school where everyone knows everthing about everyone. Nobody can stay out of anybody's business, and they cant keep their mouth shut about people's business. A school thats known for drinking, fighting, and using tobacco. Its pretty cool at times though.
Person 1: Did you hear abou the fight at East Laurens High School yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard it was started because this girl couldnt keep her mouth shut.

Person 1: Haha, danggg.
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A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.
I went to East Lansing High School
by homerspimpson20 April 15, 2020
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A shitty run down molding school, ran by Mrs. German who doesn’t do anything and looks like Rosie O’Donnell. Smells like shit because everyone vapes in the bathrooms. Worst teacher there is named Mr. Waddell, he doesn’t teach and looks like a bald penguin.
You go to East Rowan High School?
Yeah it’s pretty garbage
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A small, green charter school in Sandia Park, New Mexico, about a 25 minute drive from Albuquerque. The school consists of about 350 students in 4 1/2 portable Tuff Shed buildings. The class sizes are small, ranging from 13-21 students in a class.

The student's schedual is divided into 4, hour and a half block classes that are changed after Christmas.
There are no such things as cliques, but there are groups. Most everyone is extremely social and outgoing, except for the wierd kids, of course (just kidding...)
The electives kinda suck.
Students from other schools are always hating on us, saying we have a huge drug problem and that our school is "gay" and "lame". These kids usually come from huge public schools and have no sense of individuality.
Most of the students attending can't wait to leave, but once they do, they miss it more than anything.

A.K.A: East, EMHS
Dang, I sure do miss East Mountain High School.
by EMHS November 20, 2010
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East Ridge High School is the new school built in Woodbury, MN, that houses all the rich kids of the already rich city of woodbury, deeming the others to be of the "ghetto". East Ridge is synonymous with "First World Problems", a place where a bunch of spoiled rich snobs complain about anything and everything. East Ridge is home of the raptors, although the logo more resembles a windswept chicken. East Ridge is infamous for treating its students as though they were either seven years old or in a prison. Any cheers bashing younger grades are banned, as well as any class rivalry. At first it seems strict but students soon realize that no one there gives a fuck about anything.

The sports suck, but posters at rivalry football games with Woodbury High School boast about the 95 million dollar school and the riches that East Ridge represents. (The only comeback that the students have against schools that are better than them at everything...)

Also all the girls are orange sluts and the guys are hockey assholes but it still ends up having the highest test scores of the metro area schools.
"God the parking lot gets so jammed after school and I get so nervous about my Hummer getting scratched..." East Ridge High School Problems.
by FirstGraduatingClassForever<3 December 12, 2011
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A small public school. With the new expansion the students are all proud of the size of thier new school (less then 1/3 the size of a private high school). The school is in an middle class town filled with somewhat spoiled kids. Most of the students are middle class and lower-middle class spoiling themselves because their parents can't afford a private school who get drunk and smoke weed, and just like every other public school, is filled with gangs and bullies. The public school is going nothing but down cause of budget cuts (classes&clubs&etc). The budget cuts keep getting worse and east Islip is almost equal to the Central Islip High School and the Brentwood High School and is bound to become a thousand times worse because in history at first there was only private schools for the rich kids who could afford them, public school was just a cheap schooling system created for the kids who are too poor to afford a real school. If you go to East Islip High School your probably poor thinking your rich.
-dude my parents are planning on switching me to East Islip High School
-dude your fucked, almost every class there has been removed cause of budget cuts

E.I. Student- I went to East Islip High School
College Student- Never heard of it

E.I. Student- With the expansion our school is so huge!

Private School Student- lmfao this school is so puny and so small, I can't believe it's a real high school!

E.I. Student- Everyone at this school is upper class and rich!
Private School Student- Oh my God, I feel so bad, it's so tiny and puny here, everyone is soooo poor, I didn't know schools in America could be like this!
by East Islip Student March 22, 2013
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