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East Cleve is one of the slang terms used for the areas on the Eastside of Cleveland and East Cleveland (EC). Cleveland is also known as Tha Land, C-Town, Land Of tha Heartless, and Wasteland. The Cleveland/Akron/Canton area is home to 3.5 million people. Main streets in East Cleve are Euclid Ave., St. Clair (Tha Clair), E55th st, E79th st, E93rd st, E105th st, E116th st, E152nd st, E185th st, Shaw, Harvard, Miles, Kinsman, Superior, MLK, Buckeye, and a lot more hood streets. The area is plagued with drugs, gangs, crime, and decay almost on Detroits scale.

East Cleve is one of the largest ghetto areas in America. And Im not talking about funny ghetto like suburb people use it, Im talking about real real bad areas. Its also the worst and biggest ghetto in Ohio. It makes Youngstown and Cincinnati look like the suburbs. Famous people from East Cleve include Bone Thugs N Harmony, Halle Berry, Steve Harvey, Troy Smith, and Terrence Howard. Also rappers Al Fatz, Chip Tha Ripper, Original Mo Thugs, real Souljah boy (not that crank that fag), Corey Bapes, ABM Officialz, Ray Cash, Drastik, Caine, 71 North, 216, and more. Also singers the O'Jays, Avant, Cheri Dennis, Gerald Levert are all from Cleveland.
East Cleve also has its own slang terms. Bone made "Trues" popular. "Trues meaning real thugs or "TRUES: Humbly United Gathering Souls" Also "Came Down" was reinvented in Cleve by Al Fatz and the SLAB. "What it dooski" is slang in Cleveland for "what it do". Cappin was started in Cleve. And Swangin doors started in Cleveland (having speakers in the doors, and opening em up). Tha Land is finally starting to get respect it deserves. Oh and people smoke A LOT of weed here. Its a great place.

Bone Thugs: "East 99 is where you find me slangin me yayo daily, Cleveland is the city where we come from so run run!!"
by 216ski April 21, 2008
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
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