the WORST place on earth, where they eat pickled pig feet, and burn sofas.

Directions: Drive a couple of hours into the middle of no where. When you get to that point, it's only a few more hours away!

East Bumfuck. A small hole in the wall town, that no one knows how to get to. Amazon won't even deliver there.
IE: Hull Massachusetts, a small town on the east coast, an hour south of Boston. Ever been? ... Exactly.

The Home of Mrs. Clit and Willis who live in the imaginations of 2 best friends, since 1967

A small place located in Waldo County called Northport