The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.
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The Earth is flat, like a pancake. earth is flying in outer space and surounded by other round planets. you may have heard that the earth is round but this is all lies. its the government that is trying to hide the truth from us
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A google doc shared with 8 people who are all my friends and are really special to me. I feel good to be able to have these people as my friends.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear about that friend group that has a google doc with a long name?
Person 2: You mean "The Friends From HCCMS In Hamilton In Harris County In Georgia In The USA In North America On The Earth In The Solar System Within The Milky Way Galaxy In The Universe That Met When The Corona virus Happened"
Person 1: Yeah, that one, it's really cool. I wish I had friends like that
Person 2: Me too, they must be very lucky.
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The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.
In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.
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