Mars - Hey Mercury i need a piss
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing
by hahaha July 22, 2003
A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.
Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.
ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
by Elite December 02, 2003
by Dubiks December 14, 2018
A polluted planet that is overwhelmed by technology and occasionally has a massive world fight.
Our planet.
The 3rd planet away from the sun.
An inner planet.
In the Goldilocks Zone.
Our planet.
The 3rd planet away from the sun.
An inner planet.
In the Goldilocks Zone.
Alien 1 "I heard Earth wanted to get to Mars."
Alien 2 "I can't believe they haven't got to Neptune yet!"
Alien 1 "Yeah, lol!"
Alien 3 "I would hate to see the pollution!"
Alien 1 "They have got many good things though..."
Alien 2 "I can't believe they haven't got to Neptune yet!"
Alien 1 "Yeah, lol!"
Alien 3 "I would hate to see the pollution!"
Alien 1 "They have got many good things though..."
by Love writing July 27, 2016
Location of Emperor of Man and Imperial halls. Also called Holy Terra. Generally considered to be an impenetrable fortress.
by anyone that ever walked the earth ever April 30, 2005