Earmuffs:

When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.

"Earmuffs" is a term to describe a girl that has amazingly sexy thighs that you want wrapped around your head. That way you can eat her muff while your ears are covered. Hence, being Earmuffed.

A term used to describe the orgasmic clamping action of a gal's inner thighs over the ears of somebody performing oral sex.

Earmuffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything R-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. Good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.

When you put your ear to your woman's vagina and listen for the ocean.