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When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.
He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.
by t joey November 07, 2019
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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