Something girls will never find out about... It has a variety of meanings which are meant for special ears only..

The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.

In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex

a stupit redneck with black teeth that lives in a cave who is also a pedophile and a kkk member who is famous on facebook for nothing he rapes anyone he seee's in the woods.