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The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go.
"Have you seen Earl and his girlfriend? Damn she is the luckiest girl in the world."
by wintersolstice November 11, 2008
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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The hood slang word for "oil".
"Hey, can I get an earl change?" "My car needs some earl"
by Earlchange January 08, 2014
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Earl is an English title given to noble men. An earl is above a viscount and below a Marquis
The young Earl has ordered his servants to dispose of the old rug.
by Param2002 July 30, 2015
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