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An earfucktion is when your spouse rambles on nonstop about meaningless BS.
As soon as I got home from work, I got a massive earfucktion from wife about some crazy momma drama going down in her world. Ear fucked
by RAW 2 June 27, 2015
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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