Urban Dictionary: Ear Sex

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The sweet sweet orgasm felt when cleaning your ears with a Q-Tip.

by Dragnier August 09, 2017

Jun 2 Word of the Day

Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"

by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007

When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.

I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....

by MicJaiy May 15, 2005

The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.

Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."

by recipher July 30, 2005

1. Sticking your Penis in one's ear.
2. Rubbing your ear lobe on one's penis.

Kenfield likes to have Ear Sex.

by N/A October 27, 2003

Wow that song is like ear sex!

by PEra April 16, 2006

when a weird ass boy thinks it's okay to stick their dick into a girls ear and try to have sex in it. It resembles giving head only in your ear.

KRIS: Why did you stick your penis in my ear?
GLESE: I wanted to have ear sex!

by SHITSME August 04, 2009