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(N) A dense and plentiful amount of ear hair that spills forth normally from an Italian, Portuguese or German older males.
Luigi had to put his ear wig in a pony tail so he could hear the radio.
by Tresfingers October 15, 2011
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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Someone who Can't hear a word you're saying; Typically someone who says "Huh" Many times.
David- "Vanessa you want to go to the mall?
Vanessa- "Huh?"

David- "You fucking earwig
by Big daddy jamal January 20, 2020
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A derogatory term towards black people. Largely used in the 1970's as a way to equate black people to the earwig bug which are known for being in gross and nasty areas as well as an unwanted pest. The term resurfaced in the early 2000's quickly dying down, but is now, in 2021 being used by conservatives as a way to shut down black voices. The term is also used to mock black Woman for having wigs.
The Earwigs are on tv again, what a shame.
by versions hype house January 12, 2021
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A chef descended from the gods, and a impeccable darts player. To become earwig one must cook salmon and peas to Theresa Mays’ standard. Only then can you become earwig!
I want to become earwig one day
by SeesItDoesItTalent February 06, 2019
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