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1| The act of ejaculating in ones ear. 2| The act of massaging a females ear(s) in a sexual way

A.K.A| Ear Shot, Ear Cumshot, Drums Bleeding White
*Sexual Situation*
Girl: Can you give me an ear job
Man: Yes Baby
*White Sh#t Everywhere*
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A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
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using one's tongue, lips, and breath in and around your partner's ear to give him/her an Amazing sexual/sensual feeling
"everytime my girl sucks on my earlobe, she gives me an amazing ear job!"
by emily and asher September 02, 2007
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To have someone lick your ears.
Look at Lady Asspaste giving Prof Butwax and earjob!
by Horngrat October 13, 2003
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Form of sexual intercourse in which the male inserts his erect penis into the lover's ear causing stimulation and pleasure. What many don't know, is that the phrase "fucked her brains out" derived from this activity. Not to be confused with a nose job, an ear job allows the male to assert his dominance to the female in a newer, more fucked up way.
-Doctor: well it seems that you have an infection in your right ear. Seems to be clogged with some liquid. Have you been swimming lately?

-Woman: Oh that's my husbands cum, I gave him an ear job.

-Doctor: wipes hand on cloth* Well your husbands a gross fucker.
by Gross word Definitions April 12, 2013
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to have sex with another's ear or use another's ear for sexual stimulation
After the earjob, semen gushed out of the girl's ear and dribbled down the side of her face.
by DeviantFetish January 05, 2009
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Also known as an EJ, the act of performing sexual intercourse in the general area of the ear, any part of the ear qualifies, ear lobes or the canal.
"Man that Emma chick gives an awesome Ear Job!"
by Ken Maxwell June 12, 2007
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