Urban Dictionary: Ear Fucker

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When someone talks too much and all you really hear is blah blah blah blah – well that person is an “ear fucker”.

Boyfriend/Husband/Whatever: "You know what blah blah blah blah *insert your name here* blah blah blah." Your response: "Don't be such an ear fucker!" shut up!

by The Queen! October 12, 2009

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Woosah

to tell someone to calm down and relax.

"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"

by Ashley Laberge March 12, 2004

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earfucker

a person who likes to stick their cock in other peoples ears.

Damn man, my buddy Matt is such an earfucker!!!

by theKP May 22, 2006

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Ear Fucker

A male yid that prior to coming opts for the ear canal in lieu of more traditional body cavities.

So let me get this straight, you fucked her in the ear? Joey, you are an ear fucker!

by hawkeye November 08, 2005

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