A type of guy who is around 5"7', 130lbs He is great with the ladies and has always got a fat wad in his wallet. He enjoys a good party and often hits on drunken girls even best friends, occasionally getting laid.

#1: He is such an Ean.

#2: Ya dude he's pretty awesome and is totally going to get laid by that girl tonight

Cocaine, blow, charley, snow. . . . etc.

Some lucky and toxic Asian kid that’s old enough to fuck your mom but young enough to fuck your sister

A sort of ugly looking guy that would be way hotter if he were a girl. He is a sick and twisted fuck with a giant rhino cock and if pleasured by skull-fucking himself, no matter where he is, he will try and find somewhere to skull-fuck himself.

He is funny. He's cute in more of a personality way than a physical way. He will make you laugh so much if you're on his good side. He might also really get on your nerves if you're not because he will be capping on you so to be friends or date him you got to be on his good side or be able to take the jokes. No matter what though he is awesome and if you got him don't let him go.

Ean is the best thing that ever happened to me. Since day one even when we were just friends. He left another flower of love to grow in my heart. He never asks for anything in return besides love. He's an amazing surfer. A wonderful son, and a great big brother. He puts God first. He cares about my family as much as I care about his. I could not live without Ean. He makes my heart pound, my stomach turn, and my body shiver. Just a slight touch and I feel electric all over. Something I've never felt before. Its ironic because when we met it was in Chemistry class and also when I felt that first spark of shivers when he touched my knee. He helps me over come my fear more than he knows. It may not seem like a lot has changed on the outside but on the inside has changed so much. Ever since we kissed. Ever since he believed in me. I believe in myself. It may not show in my major fears yet, but he's helping me build a strong wall to block out my anxiety. The fear I feel everyday. So as you read the next couple sentences I want you to look at me. I am enough for you and you are enough for me. And that's what makes us happy. You make me so happy baby. I cannot live life without. I'll love you forever. I love you whole heartedly. I love you with everything I have and give it all to you. Thank you Ean. Love Squirt

WASTE OF SPACE AND TIME