Best guy ever, very caring and you can always count on him. Has the perfect dick and is very hot. Will love you with every fiber of his being if you're lucky enough to be loved by one. Hilarious, cute, fun, sexy, and all around the best. If you are lucky enough to call an Ean yours, never let him go or you'll regret it.
Man!,I love Ean so much!!!! He's just the best!!!
by Luckybitch483 August 21, 2017
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One of the best people you will ever meet. He is so kind, very sweet and protective. He is the kind of guy you could kiss every day and still say"just one more time". If you are lucky enough to have him, make sure you respect him.
by #say_la_vee November 29, 2017
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Awesome
Strong
Cool hair
Good at football
Fast
Girl 1: Dang he's fast i wish i was his boyfriend

Girl 2 : He's hot nice Ean
by Faze rught March 01, 2016
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Ean is about 5'6 130lbs and has a Dino dick. He's amazing in bed and wants to hook up with chloe Mickelson. He really loves big momma. He's a preety good qb and last for hours in bed
Ean has such a Dino d8ck
by ifuckurbitch November 28, 2015
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A type of guy who is around 5"7', 130lbs He is great with the ladies and has always got a fat wad in his wallet. He enjoys a good party and often hits on drunken girls even best friends, occasionally getting laid.

#1: He is such an Ean.

#2: Ya dude he's pretty awesome and is totally going to get laid by that girl tonight
#1: He is such an Ean.

#2: Ya dude he's pretty awesome and is totally going to get laid by that girl tonight
by Autistic_Lemur June 22, 2009
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Some lucky and toxic Asian kid that’s old enough to fuck your mom but young enough to fuck your sister
Hey dude I did your mom last and I’m going to do your sister tonight

Guy 1 Ean why you so toxic

Ean because I’m really lucky
by Getfuzzled April 08, 2019
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A sort of ugly looking guy that would be way hotter if he were a girl. He is a sick and twisted fuck with a giant rhino cock and if pleasured by skull-fucking himself, no matter where he is, he will try and find somewhere to skull-fuck himself.
Ean: I was playing fallout 4, when I got the strange urge to skull-fuck myself.
by J_e_w_r_a_f_f_e April 08, 2016
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