Eaky's are just as rare as their names, An Eaky wants to see people smile, He's a goof and a complete night owl. He's sweet and will listen for hours if something's on your mind. He hides his emotions to keep others smiling, Although it hurts him in the end. Eaky's aren't mean and they care deeply for the people around him.

A complete keeper!

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A really Unexpected name to hear or even have, But this name holds a ton of secrets to it.Eaky's can be really lazy but they work Way different from a lot of other humans.Eaky's Often have two spirits with them that can truly execute your Mind.If you encounter an eaky.Make sure to hold him for the rest of your life because having an eaky means extreme luck. Their favorite animals are kings of different Biomes. Mainly the tiger due to the fact that their spirits have the looks of a tiger.Their favorite foods can be what they grew up on along with their drinks.If you find an eaky Make sure to know that there spirits can be really dangerouse so watch out ok!!

Well, it is pretty hard to explain a kid with this name. He is...Emotionally damaged....You can say a guy with a name like this is incredibly rare, as a matter of fact, there are only 5 shown around the world. Sensitive, Kinda...Matters on how their lives lived out. If you give your child the name eaky you have just created a good luck child.Eaky's will begin to gain a terrible life over the course of life until they hit a point where they can meet someone. This someone will have to be a best friend. Over time this person will indeed fall in love and then release two types of spirits known as Lifes purposes. Genocide and Pacifist are the names of the spirits. They can be bad and good and be sad and happy. These spirits are really nice when you get to know them, they are normally sharing only the body of a family member but always inside the eaky's. If you find an eaky make sure you have the power to handle and maintain him till he is at the age of 17. That is where you will see a truly matured eaky and genocide and pacifist.